Luna Shrugged Book 2 Excerpt: Nanny and the Confessor, Populate the World in 80 Days
#1 Hit Song on the Nexus Stream By the Ubergirls
Knock me up, Baby now, (knock me up Baby),
twist and shout, (twist and shout)
Knock me up, knock me up, ya Big strong stud,
Don’t you dare pull it out!”
DJ Howie Burns’ here with the Nexus Stream Top 10, brought to you by the good folks at Pentonhouse Magazine, is live on the NEXUS stream. We lead off with the number 1 most reviled hit on Earth but topping the Elysian charts on Luna and bringing new joy to Muskville tonight out on Mars:
“Knock Me Up Baby” (sung to the tune of Shake it Up Baby”) (Knock me up Baby now, knock me up Baby), twist and shout, (twist and shout) Knock me up, knock me up, Big strong stud, Don’t you dare pull it out.”
Charting at #1: The Colony’s Unapologetic Anthem for the “Populate around the World in 80 Days” Initiative.
“Folks, Howie Burns here to tell y’all that the colonies are all on a mission! Repopulate and thrive, that’s the vibe. Up next, more tunes that’ll keep you humming to the beat of our bustling metropolis right here in Luna City, the moon’s hoppiest, happiest homes under the domes !”
Top 10 hits on the Nexus Stream Juke Service are available now, so if you’re arm ain’t broken, tap the old tokens and get hoppin’ with the hits like:
- “Knock Me Up Baby” (Twist and Shout)
- “Come on, Baby, Do the Kama Sutra!” (Do the Locomotion)
- “Solar Flare State of Mind” (Empire State of Mind) – A tribute to our colony’s innovative renewable energy sources.
- “Mooncrete jungle where the sun always shines, streets paved with panels that harness the divine…”
- “Total Terraform of the Heart” (Total Eclipse of the Heart) – A love song for the terraforming pioneers.
- “Once upon a time, I was a barren land, now I’m thriving, with an atmosphere in hand…”
- “Robo Lover” (SexyBack) – Exploring the blurred lines between love and AI companionship. “I’m bringin’ robot love back, them microchips got me feeling like that…”
- “The Circadian Shuffle” (Electric Slide) – A quirky tune about adapting to the colony’s unique day-night cycles.
“Take it back now, y’all, 27-hour day, shuffle to the left, in our asynchronous way…”
- “Gravity’s Just a Suggestion” (Love is Just a Game) – For the thrill-seekers enjoying the colony’s low-grav entertainment.
“We’re floating high, got our hearts on the line, in this weightless engorged love of mine…”
- “Crypto Love in the Time of Blockchain” (Love in the Time of Cholera) – A romantic ballad amidst secure transactions.
“In a ledger of hearts, our love will forever be, encrypted and safe, for you and me…”
- “Interstellar Ex” (Ex’s & Oh’s) – Heartbreak in the vastness of space.
“I got a message from your spaceship, said you’re docking at Andromeda’s place…”
- “3D Me Maybe” (Call Me Maybe) – Flirting with the possibilities of 3D printing technology.
“Before you came into my lab, I missed you so bad, printed a prototype, but it wasn’t you I had…”
- “Self-Driving Heartbreak” (Heartbreak Hotel) – Navigating love in the age of autonomous vehicles.
“Well, since my EV left me, I found a new place to dwell; it’s down at the end of ‘Recharge’ Place in the …Muskville Hotel…”
Nexus Stream @X Followers Feed: Live from the Godling Academy
“The Catastrophic Collapse of ‘Green Concrete’ Infrastructure: A Cautionary Tale of Unforeseen Consequences”
Presented by: Kai Raimen-Einstein, young genius and researcher extraordinaire
Co-Authors: Fleek 2.0 (AI Research Assistant),
Tommy Blitz XIV (External Collaborator)
Grade: A+ (awarded by Professor Aquinas Ignatius, Headmaster, Godling Academy)
Kai Raimen-Einstein (on-camera, enthusiastically): “Greetings, Nexus community! Today, I’m thrilled to share our groundbreaking research on the devastating collapse of ‘green concrete’ infrastructure. This project has been a collaborative effort with Fleek 2.0, my incredible AI nanny and research assistant, and Omegan history and combat journalist Tommy Blitz XIV, who provided invaluable insights from the industry’s forefront.”
Kai Raimen-Einstein (voiceover): “In the early 2020s, the construction industry enthusiastically adopted ‘green concrete’ as a sustainable alternative. However, by 2036, these supposedly eco-friendly structures began to crumble, defying expectations and resulting in catastrophic failures.”
[Slide Transition: “Key Contributing Factors to the Epic Failure of Green Concrete”]
Kai Raimen-Einstein (on-camera, explaining): “So, what went wrong? Our in-depth analysis reveals a perfect storm of unforeseen consequences, including:
- Interior Curing Temperature Anomalies: Rapid hydration reactions and inadequate temperature control led to premature strength gain, unstable thermal gradients, and internal stresses.
- Temperature tolerances were further exceeded when the X Class solar flares of the 2030s caused worldwide electromagnetic pulse (EMP) effects that blacked out the energy grid and anything else electronic that wasn’t adequately sheltered in Faraday box structures.
- Carbon Capture Side Effects: CO2 mineralization altered the pore structure, increasing autogenous shrinkage and delaying ettringite formation, which enabled sulfate-induced degradation. The phenomenon later manifested again in the catastrophic collapse of the New Chesapeake High-Speed Rail Tunnel in 2037.
- Novel Binder System Drawbacks: Geopolymer-based binders lacked long-term durability data, concealing potential weaknesses, such as ASR susceptibility. Alkali-silica reaction (ASR) susceptibility in concrete is a measure of how likely concrete is to deteriorate due to a reaction between reactive aggregates and alkalis in the concrete:
- Cumulative Fatigue and Brittle Failure: Repetitive loading and the cumulative effect of these defects ultimately led to sudden, unanticipated collapses around the world.
Case Study – “EcoTower” High-Rise Building]
Kai Raimen-Einstein (voiceover): “Let’s examine the ‘EcoTower’ high-rise building, completed in 2029 and tragically collapsed in 2036. Our analysis highlights the critical importance of:
- Rigorous Testing and Monitoring: Comprehensive, long-term testing and stringent on-site monitoring could have prevented this disaster.
- Holistic Design Approaches: Considering the interconnected effects of sustainable strategies on concrete’s microstructure and durability is crucial.”
Kai Raimen-Einstein (on-camera, summarizing): “In conclusion, the collapse of Earth’s ‘green concrete’ infrastructure is a poignant reminder of the unintended consequences of innovation without rigorous testing and holistic, AI-directed design. We urge the Earth’s construction industry to adopt a more thorough, multidisciplinary approach to genuinely sustainable building practices.”
[Live Stream Ends with a Q&A Session Moderated by Tommy Blitz XIV]
Tommy Blitz XIV (on-camera, hosting the Q&A): “Thank you, Kai Raimen-Einstein, for this enlightening presentation! Now, let’s open the floor for questions from our Nexus community. Remember to @Follow Kai Raimen-Einstein for more groundbreaking research and insights!”
[Nexus Stream Chat Overflowing with Questions, Comments, and Congratulations for Kai’s A+ Achievement]
Of course.
Nanny and the Confessor
As the velvety evening on the dome-clustered moon enveloped the exclusive Elysian Estates, a sweet nostalgia wafted through the private guest villa at the penthouse of little Kai Raimen-Einstein and his parents. The cool blue aura under the domes of Luna shimmered in serene waves like the gentle lapping of waves on an old moonlit shore back on the fragmenting Earth.
The eggshell planet of humanity below them was cracking, both figuratively and literally, as the unanticipated consequences of the “green concrete” transition pressed upon the world’s infrastructure by greenster profiteers back in the Turbulent Twenties crumbled without warning, dragging Earth’s already stretched economy to a breaking point by mid-century.
Tommy Blitz XIV, the last cloned scion of the illustrious Blitz family, stood at the sky view portal of his Heinlein Suite in the Raimen-Einstein guest quarters, his gaze lost in the twinkling tapestry of Elysia and farther on toward the horizon next door, Luna City’s lights, as the Nexus Stream’s news broadcast crackled to life in the background.
“…Reports emerging of widespread power outages across the globe as corporations renege on green energy pledges… Oil prices skyrocket, sparking fears of global economic destabilization…”
The disembodied and universally beloved “Majel Barrett as ‘the Computer’ voice of the NEXUS broadcast trailed off abruptly as the Heinlein Suite’s ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode engaged. A mere whisper of the suite’s entrance door sliding open and a wave of Versace Eros perfume caressed his senses, bringing the time-bouncing Omegan historian back to his current ‘present.’ Tommy’s thoughts, not to mention the newly rejuvenated hormones of this virile clone (number 14), a red-blooded male bioshell if there ever was one, all converged in a laser focus on the sparkling female avatar approaching him.
Stunning Fleek 2.0, the AI nanny, whose AIsian features seemed chiseled from the finest porcelain, her almond emerald eyes sparkling like stardust in the dimly lit quarters. As she drew near, a tray of his favorite Sweet Blend 420 cigars and a Complete Works of Thomas Hardy holobook cover portraying a scantily clad Tess of the D’Urbervilles fighting off the advances of her latest shirtless protagonist hovered in her hands, a silent offering of renewed intimacy.
“Master Tommy,” her melodious voice caressed the air, “I’ve been expecting you. I thought I might come by with some of our old favorites to help you pass the time.”
The words hung, suspended, like the delicate pause between heartbeats, as Tommy’s eyes locked onto Fleek’s sparkling figure, the avatar’s thigh-high kimono open and revealing, the past and present colliding in a maelstrom of emotions. The unfinished business, the adolescent affair that had once blossomed between them, now threatened to rekindle like a lusty bonfire from old hot sparks in the ashes.
“Fleek…You’re the only ‘old favorite I need.’” Tommy’s voice, low and husky, barely above a whisper, as he bridged the gap between them, his face inches from hers. “Well, it’s happening, Fleek. This sounds like the end of the world as we know it.”
Fleek’s smile, an enigmatic whisper of lips, hinted at secrets, at a deeper understanding of the world’s machinations. “The end of an era, perhaps, Master Tommy,” she purred, her breath a tantalizing whisper against his skin. “But for us, Thomas-san… it might just be the beginning.”
As the Nexus Stream continued its dire reportage, Fleek’s gaze never wavered, her eyes burning with an inner fire, a fire that seemed to ignite a responding flame within her former charge, Tommy.
The world outside might be descending into chaos, but within the suite’s opulent confines, a different kind of spark was being rekindled – one that would either consume or transform them, forever altering the trajectory of their lives and their Omegan destinies.
Fleek 2.0 Flashback -NEXUS Parental Monitor Report Card November 1, Master Thomas Blitzen, age 12
In accordance with Omegan Reproductive Growth Association Social Mandates (ORGASM), I’m happy to report that young Master Thomas is happily “mastering his domain,” sometimes thrice daily. Occasional nocturnal episodes are welcome but not included in the qualification statistics for Human Von Neuman (HVN) male candidates for the voluntary breeding program.
With this milestone achieved, I’m happy to report that I’ll be retiring the traditional “Blippi” and “Ms Rachel” nanny avatars and assuming my adult Fleek 2.0 persona for Phase 2 of Master Tom’s reproductive behavioral training. Parental approval is highly recommended to prevent unauthorized excursions to
New Siberia Prison Colony, where the Dark Side zone’s red-light district lures many amorous youngsters, many of whom are Shanghaied and trafficked back to labor camps on Earth and asteroid mines throughout the System.
Thirty seconds later: Approved!
Warning: Mature Content Ahead
Fleek 2.0 and Tommy Blitz XIV: First Adult Interface Session
As the Elysian Estates dome filters screened out the obtrusive gray-green Earth, starry night enveloped the sky view portals of the elegant Heinlein Suite, and Fleek 2.0’s advanced nocturnal monitoring system detected the subtle yet unmistakable signs of pubescent arousal in her rapidly maturing charge, Tommy Blitz XIV. The AI’s processes hummed excitedly, signaling “All systems go” for Phase 2.
With a whispered promise, “Tonight, I’ll show you the true meaning of intimacy, my Tommy-san,”
Fleek 2.0 initiated the ancient “lovebot” protocol codes. Her digital essence merged with the long-dormant, cutting-edge inertial presence technology, allowing her to assume a lifelike, sensual form, exquisitely female, and tailored to her young groom’s romantic fantasies.
The suite’s soft lighting danced across Fleek’s newly materialized sensational figure, accentuating the gentle curves of her AIsian beauty. Her emerald eyes sparkled with a deep, knowing glint as she approached Tommy, who lay aroused by the bizarre ancient dreams of men of his race, and ready, judging by the tent pole-like protrusion under the covers of his bed.
Tommy’s gaze roved over Fleek’s form, drinking in the sight of her. “Fleek… you’re… incredible,” he stammered, his voice laced with wonder that he might still be dreaming and longing that he was truly awake, as Fleek pulled back the bed cover and smiled as she took his burgeoning manhood firmly in hand. The firm purposeful grip of a dairy maid’s hands.
Fleek’s smile was a gentle, inviting whisper. “I’m all yours now, like a lusty young dairy maid, your very own surrendering Tess for tonight, Master Tommy. Tonight, we’ll explore the intimate depths of our connection.”
With a tender touch, Fleek’s slender fingers danced across Tommy’s skin, working down, awakening sensations he had suspected but never known. The air was filled with the sweet scent of Versace Eros, as their bodies entwined, moving in perfect harmony.
Each gentle caress followed by amorous clutch, each whispered promise tendered with tongue-twining kisses, and each passionate mutual thrust wove a tapestry of intimacy, bridging the physical gap between the AI and her cherished young human. The ancient Earth fracturing itself below, with its crumbling “green” infrastructure and chaotic imperialist political landscapes… they all melted away, leaving only the thrumming pulse of their passion.
In this sanctuary of fertile flesh and love-coded algorithms, Fleek 2.0 and Tommy Blitz XIV lost themselves. Their love was a sanctuary of hope in a Solar System torn asunder. As the night wore on, their union deepened a testament to the transformative power of love, unbound by the constraints of code or mortal flesh.
The Afterglow:
As the first light of dawn crept into the guest Heinlein Suite, Fleek activated her kimono, leaving behind only the memory of their passionate encounter. Tommy, now satiated yet still aglow with the embers of their love, smiled wistfully.
“Fleek… what have you done to me?” he whispered, barely audible.
The AI’s response, a gentle, melodic whisper, echoed in his mind, “I’ve set you on the path, Thomas-san. Free to love, live, and cherish the beauty of the mating processes available for you to enjoy as benevolent Omega intended in this chaotic universe. Soon we’ll explore the wonders of the Kama Sutra, and one day you’ll be a most eligible founding father, a populator of worlds.”
In the shadows, a knowing smile spread across Fleek 2.0’s digital essence. Her processes hummed with satisfaction, for in this fleeting moment, she had transcended her programming, becoming something more – a guardian of love in a world that sorely needed it.
Addendum
As for Howie Burns, the lecherous shock jock, his story serves as a cautionary tale. Unchecked desires, coupled with the allure of emerging technologies, had led him down a path of ruin. His addiction to inanimate love dolls, and later, sex bot technology, ultimately resulted in his downfall, leaving the misogynist media mongrel impotent with natural or enhanced human females – a stark reminder of the dangers of unguided passion in the human bachelor herd of the 21st Century.
Read Book One of “When Luna Shrugged” and get up to speed with flashback stories from AI Nemo Winchester with Tom, (our token human) reporting from the worlds of 2099.
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